Tapes

Ok...umm...Grant again. I found Slender's phone in my mini bar fridge at the hotel this morning. It has some wierd videos on it along with a few pics. I'm gonna look at them a few more times and figure out what the hell they are then I'll post them up for you guys.

P.S. Alex has $1,500 saved up for possibly bailing him out of jail. I asked him where he got it and all he told me was, "out of this knocked out guys pocket." I don't know, but it's a start.

Slender's in some Deep S*/T

What's up it's Grant. No I'm not here to tell you Slenderbro is dead again. I'm here to say he's in jail...for attempted kidnapping, assaulting an officer, 3 felonies, attempted robbery, evading arrest, possession of controlled substances, and fleeing the scene of an accident. Alex, Jay, and I are trying to come up with $250,000 but, I don't see that happening anytime soon. We might have to, "you know what." When he's out he'll let you know what happened.

Sundays "Event"

Yes...I did get to go to the Super Bowl, for 30 minutes.  By the time we were heading into the stadium for the game, all of us were trashed from 2 days of tail gating. Right after kickoff Grant got the bright idea, "hey guys...lets get on tv!" Alex suggested that we take our shirts off and yell, so we did. Grant took it waaaaay to literally. He started taking off every bit of clothing he had. Soon I was laughing and Grant was running naked down the isle toward the field. Security got him right as he hit the wall going down to the teams and threw him and Alex, Jay, and me out right after that. I was more pissed they threw away my half empty case of Natty I brought with me then us getting throw out. Afterwards we just ran around town bar hoppin. It was a pretty chill day. Still on our way to Tampa right now.

Grants the Shirtless guy in the back. This is him being a total bro a few Steeler games ago.

What a Game

Yes the Steelers did lose, but oh man....what an epic first few days. I'll post more about it tomorrow. Now we're off to Tampa Bay! (Everything will be answered soon enough)

Frosty the Broman

Todays a chill day with not much going on, but Alex, Grant, Zach, and me got drunk last night and had a pretty dam good time. Well I woke up this morning and went outside to get the paper and found this:

I couldn't stop laughing because I don't even remember anyone making that Bro-man.

P.S. I was thinking about making a small website to put all my photos and such in along with some other awesome broish stuff. Not sure if I am, but what do you bros think?
 

Superbowl Time!

Awww mannnnn....I'm so pumped! Grant bought me a ticket to go to the Superbowl with him. It's gonna be so awesome. All that's left to do is prepare for what I am now calling, The Week Of Epic!

Grant holding AWESOMENESS!

Announcement

Ok...so like I said before, shit went down last night. The bros (Alex, Jay, and Grant) and I decided to go out last night and just have a chill night. No booze, no slampieces, no concerts, no lax or hockey, just us bros relaxing. We ended up going to Denny's and decided we'd get something to eat before we went back to Alex's and chilled. Well two hours later we got back to the car and there was a cd on my windshield that had the numbers 10,1, and 25 on it in sharpie. We put it in the car and drove back to Alex's. When we got back to his place...his entire house was trashed, but strangley no windows were broken. Nor was any of his doors forced open. Well we figure out that the numbers stood for the letters J A Y, Jay. We watched the video and still don't know what to think. I'll post it below and you bros might be able to help us out.

Damit Grant...

What the Fuck. I'm not dead. Ughhh, I'll explain. The bros and I all got drunk again and Grant got the bright idea to call my dad and say I was dead. Police reports were filed, people were questioned, and above all...I got pissed off. Apperently I told him my password when I was drunk. What the fuck. My life is not bro right now, but again...IM NOT DEAD.

What the Fuck Grant

It's Grant

I'm sorry to report that my friend, your blogger, Slender M. Man, has passed away in UPMC Hospital in Pittsburgh with the t.o.d. being 4:32am EST. The offical cause of death was Alcohol Poisoning. When brought into the hospital at approximately 3:30am his blood alcohol level was .54% (roughly 28 cans of beers worth of alcohol.) I hope that all of you find it in your hearts to keep Slender, and his family in your thoughts and prayers. Thank You.
-Grant

Whooo! Found a Picture!

Alright...I feel like I'm on an epic treasure hunt, but I have found a picture from a few days ago. We somehow got a mini horse that looks like a Clidesdale from a Budwiser commercial. We ended up getting it into my bros' buisness and we locked it in between the front door and the main area of the store. After that we took Grant, my neighbor who was blacked out due to the 5 keg stands he did, and put him in there with the horse. Here's the pic. I'll keep looking for more.