It's Grant

I'm sorry to report that my friend, your blogger, Slender M. Man, has passed away in UPMC Hospital in Pittsburgh with the t.o.d. being 4:32am EST. The offical cause of death was Alcohol Poisoning. When brought into the hospital at approximately 3:30am his blood alcohol level was .54% (roughly 28 cans of beers worth of alcohol.) I hope that all of you find it in your hearts to keep Slender, and his family in your thoughts and prayers. Thank You.
-Grant