April Fool's Update

He guys it's me. I thought I'd take some time to give you all an update on how I'm doing. It's been a great past few weeks to just get away from it all. I've been getting back to my roots, and just taking care of my, "personal" business. I thought April Fools day would be a great way to let you all know that...that I might be moving home soon. I called Grant from a pay phone yesterday and he was pretty happy with the news. Reguardless, hope to see you all some time soon.
-Slender

My neck of the woods right now.

I'm Moving...

I'm back. It's me...Slender again. Recently I've had these, "urges" from my past brought up again. My only choice is to move far away, to a Canadian school, so I do not harm anyone of my bros. I guess this is the end for me. I may move back, but most likely not anytime soon. Goodbye for now, and remember...I'll be watching each and everyone of you.

He's Back!

It's Grant again. Slender finally figured out that he could just teleport out of jail. That sure beats the hell out of my idea with the zebra. Although...he seems, different. Not in a good way either. For most of the day he has just sat in the corner of the room and mumbled about little kids and a need for, "the hunt again." I don't know what's up with him, but I hope he's ok.

Slender's in some Deep S*/T

What's up it's Grant. No I'm not here to tell you Slenderbro is dead again. I'm here to say he's in jail...for attempted kidnapping, assaulting an officer, 3 felonies, attempted robbery, evading arrest, possession of controlled substances, and fleeing the scene of an accident. Alex, Jay, and I are trying to come up with $250,000 but, I don't see that happening anytime soon. We might have to, "you know what." When he's out he'll let you know what happened.

The Week of Epic has BEGUN!

I just boarded my flight to Dallas for the SUPERBOWL! I'm a lifelong Steeler fan, but also have liked the Packers since my youth. It's a tough one, but I'm callin it 24-21 Steelers win. So far the line has been drawn...on the plane is Grant, Jay, Alex, Tim, and myself. All of us but Tim and Alex are Steelers fans. Tim's a Green Bay Cheesehead, and for some reason Alex Likes the St. Louis Rams(don't ask why he's just dumb.) Anyway...on my way to Dallas and the Week of Epic!

Web Site

Just started working on it today. I will be working off and on from time to time until it is done.

Frosty the Broman

Todays a chill day with not much going on, but Alex, Grant, Zach, and me got drunk last night and had a pretty dam good time. Well I woke up this morning and went outside to get the paper and found this:

I couldn't stop laughing because I don't even remember anyone making that Bro-man.

P.S. I was thinking about making a small website to put all my photos and such in along with some other awesome broish stuff. Not sure if I am, but what do you bros think?
 

Superbowl Time!

Awww mannnnn....I'm so pumped! Grant bought me a ticket to go to the Superbowl with him. It's gonna be so awesome. All that's left to do is prepare for what I am now calling, The Week Of Epic!

Grant holding AWESOMENESS!

Been a long week...

Oh man... it's been a rough, but fun week. After I went to the concert and left my brother to go on his wild goose chase (thanks kite) me and the boys booked a few rooms in a hotel to stay a few days at so we wouldn't have to deal with our parents or anything. Well a few days into it I met this chick named Jessica, but when all she did was complain and cry, I stopped talking to her. Yesterday I was trying to open my room safe to get out my bottle of captain for later on, and this fuckin guy in a mask ran in and started slapping me. I turned arounded, choked him, and said, "bro...what the fuck man. Just chill." He then ran out of my room and down the hall. Crazy weekend.....

Woooo!

Concert TONIGHT! Even my bro Splendor is comming. He's gonna have so much fun.

Fuck Twitter.

Lately I've gotten calls/emails from people who want me to make a twitter. Well to hell with that. Why would I make a twitter so the whole world knows who I'm stalking, or how to escape me? Twitter is for celebrities and people who want to feel important, or are really bored. Not for guys who dismember their victims and mentally mess with others. Ah well...there's only 2.5 days left till this weekend and Scrubs is on so it's chill.

Announcement

Ok...so like I said before, shit went down last night. The bros (Alex, Jay, and Grant) and I decided to go out last night and just have a chill night. No booze, no slampieces, no concerts, no lax or hockey, just us bros relaxing. We ended up going to Denny's and decided we'd get something to eat before we went back to Alex's and chilled. Well two hours later we got back to the car and there was a cd on my windshield that had the numbers 10,1, and 25 on it in sharpie. We put it in the car and drove back to Alex's. When we got back to his place...his entire house was trashed, but strangley no windows were broken. Nor was any of his doors forced open. Well we figure out that the numbers stood for the letters J A Y, Jay. We watched the video and still don't know what to think. I'll post it below and you bros might be able to help us out.

WTF?

Shit just went down. Will post tomorrow.

Slenderbro...

I guess my brother has decided to make a blog like myself. Ugh, ah well...I'll ask dad what the hell does he do in his freetime besides stalk a stalker. It's chill though, as long as he doesn't try and mess up my bros and I going to concerts and bro'in around. He may be an annoying little brother, but in the end he sometimes makes ya wanna just...just...just rip his heart out, put it in a ziplock, and put it back in while sewin him up. You know, the normal.

Damit Grant...

What the Fuck. I'm not dead. Ughhh, I'll explain. The bros and I all got drunk again and Grant got the bright idea to call my dad and say I was dead. Police reports were filed, people were questioned, and above all...I got pissed off. Apperently I told him my password when I was drunk. What the fuck. My life is not bro right now, but again...IM NOT DEAD.

What the Fuck Grant

It's Grant

I'm sorry to report that my friend, your blogger, Slender M. Man, has passed away in UPMC Hospital in Pittsburgh with the t.o.d. being 4:32am EST. The offical cause of death was Alcohol Poisoning. When brought into the hospital at approximately 3:30am his blood alcohol level was .54% (roughly 28 cans of beers worth of alcohol.) I hope that all of you find it in your hearts to keep Slender, and his family in your thoughts and prayers. Thank You.
-Grant

New Years Eve Party

Ughh...all us bro's had a party over Alex's house. I can't remember what all happened, but I do remember we did stay up till 3am. All I know for sure is when I woke up New Years Day around 9, there was a grape fruit that made it through both panes in my window, my toilet was cracked in half, the upstairs railing was ripped off the wall, my bro Kyle was sleeping under my kitchen sink cabinet with no pants on, and I woke up in the bath tube with a bottle of Admiral Nelson. My Life is Fucking Bro right now.

Not Posting for Awhile

I'm gonna take a break from posting. Well...at least until Jan 5th at the latest. I just don't want to post anything this week cause I'll be parting all week and don't want to post anything when I'm plastered. Anyway see all you bros in the new year!

Concerts and Awesomeness

Today I just bought tickets for 3 different concerts. I first got tickets for Paramore and Senses Fail in Feb/March and then got my ticket for A Day to Remember in March. This would normally constitute a party with the bros and more beer pong, but I have just one problem. My mom is making me take my bro, Splendorman, to one of them. She said that he is always asking her, "Mom...how come me and Slender never hang out?" Ahhh fuck, I don't want to take him. He'll get destroyed in a pit at Senses Fail or try and play board games or some shit with people at ADTR.

                              This is basically me and my brother

In the Woods.

Ok...for the past 6 HOURS I've been chasing my one bro, Jay, in the woods cause he forgot his wallet at my place last night. Well, he didn't really forget it. We kinda all got plastered and when he passed out the bros and I put the number of this really ugly chick in his wallet with a picture of this really hot chick, just to mess with him. I finaly caught up to him in this drainage pipe in the middle of the woods a few minutes ago and tried to give him his wallet. He just looked at me and freaked out. Ah well...I'll give it to him later.

Chris this morning waking up.