Monday, June 20, 2011

Splendor...Did you learn nothing?

Just kill him already bro. Damit...didnt we teach you anything? Dad always prefered me over you because while we were out hunting, you were at home with mom baking and watching The Price is Right. leave me no choice, but to come back home because you just keep fuckin shit up. Oh and if you really love animals, like that bunny, watch Epicmealtime. You will soon really love animals.

Friday, April 1, 2011

April Fool's Update

He guys it's me. I thought I'd take some time to give you all an update on how I'm doing. It's been a great past few weeks to just get away from it all. I've been getting back to my roots, and just taking care of my, "personal" business. I thought April Fools day would be a great way to let you all know that...that I might be moving home soon. I called Grant from a pay phone yesterday and he was pretty happy with the news. Reguardless, hope to see you all some time soon.
My neck of the woods right now.

Sunday, February 27, 2011

I'm Moving...

I'm back. It's me...Slender again. Recently I've had these, "urges" from my past brought up again. My only choice is to move far away, to a Canadian school, so I do not harm anyone of my bros. I guess this is the end for me. I may move back, but most likely not anytime soon. Goodbye for now, and remember...I'll be watching each and everyone of you.

Friday, February 25, 2011

He's Back!

It's Grant again. Slender finally figured out that he could just teleport out of jail. That sure beats the hell out of my idea with the zebra. Although...he seems, different. Not in a good way either. For most of the day he has just sat in the corner of the room and mumbled about little kids and a need for, "the hunt again." I don't know what's up with him, but I hope he's ok.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Leaving Town.

Piss.....Alex, Jay, and I(Grant) are leaving Tampa. We just saw this on TV:

We tired to mail Slender a gun so he could use it to trade for cigarettes. When he had the cigs, he would give it to the guards as a gift. Then, when they were on a smoke break, he could sneak out of jail. Apparently they found it. We're leaving town and will most likely live out of Jay's RV. I'd tell you where we're going, but it might give our position away to police. I'll keep you updated, and don't worry buddy...we'll get you home soon.

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Strange message on my phone

Today I got this video forwarded to me from the number (000-867-5309.) All it said was, "N0 Gam32" and had this video attached to it.

I'm not 100% on this one, but I think that's Chris's car. He told me that it got towed to the DMV the other day, but I'm starting to question him now. Regardless...we gotta get Slender out of the County Pen.

Thursday, February 17, 2011


Ok...umm...Grant again. I found Slender's phone in my mini bar fridge at the hotel this morning. It has some wierd videos on it along with a few pics. I'm gonna look at them a few more times and figure out what the hell they are then I'll post them up for you guys.

P.S. Alex has $1,500 saved up for possibly bailing him out of jail. I asked him where he got it and all he told me was, "out of this knocked out guys pocket." I don't know, but it's a start.