Splendor...Did you learn nothing?

Just kill him already bro. Damit...didnt we teach you anything? Dad always prefered me over you because while we were out hunting, you were at home with mom baking and watching The Price is Right. Ugh...you leave me no choice, but to come back home because you just keep fuckin shit up. Oh and if you really love animals, like that bunny, watch Epicmealtime. You will soon really love animals.

Another dam video?

I was cleaning up my bros' apartment when I got a phone call from a restricted number. I answered it and it was a recording saying that I should go to my front door. Then it hung up. Well...I went back home and I found a blank cd with a big black X written on it along with the word Problem. I put it in and this is what it showed.

I let a horse go in a guys' yard? Fuckin awesome.

Can't I Take a Shit in Peace?

Today is the first day of hunting season. There I was minding my own buisness, reading the latest copy of  "Suits on Ties off," and it happened. Three guys who we're, I'm guessing, hunting just walked right on up to me while I was using the bathroom. My instinct was to cover up and close the door a bit more, but those guys instinct was, "Hey what the hell was that?! Let's get closer." As they came closer I just made myself decent and walked out to let them know I'm using the bathroom. The one man, who I think was named Dave, saw me and fuckin shot at me twice with a 30/30. Needless to say I got po'd and grabbed Dave with my arms. As I did this the two others ran off and left there guns behind. Dave started cussing at me and yelling about my mother so...I turned him inside out, literally. Once I get rid of the body I'm going to go back to my shed and continue on with my "buisness."