Splendor...Did you learn nothing?

Just kill him already bro. Damit...didnt we teach you anything? Dad always prefered me over you because while we were out hunting, you were at home with mom baking and watching The Price is Right. Ugh...you leave me no choice, but to come back home because you just keep fuckin shit up. Oh and if you really love animals, like that bunny, watch Epicmealtime. You will soon really love animals.

Been a long week...

Oh man... it's been a rough, but fun week. After I went to the concert and left my brother to go on his wild goose chase (thanks kite) me and the boys booked a few rooms in a hotel to stay a few days at so we wouldn't have to deal with our parents or anything. Well a few days into it I met this chick named Jessica, but when all she did was complain and cry, I stopped talking to her. Yesterday I was trying to open my room safe to get out my bottle of captain for later on, and this fuckin guy in a mask ran in and started slapping me. I turned arounded, choked him, and said, "bro...what the fuck man. Just chill." He then ran out of my room and down the hall. Crazy weekend.....

Woooo!

Concert TONIGHT! Even my bro Splendor is comming. He's gonna have so much fun.

Slenderbro...

I guess my brother has decided to make a blog like myself. Ugh, ah well...I'll ask dad what the hell does he do in his freetime besides stalk a stalker. It's chill though, as long as he doesn't try and mess up my bros and I going to concerts and bro'in around. He may be an annoying little brother, but in the end he sometimes makes ya wanna just...just...just rip his heart out, put it in a ziplock, and put it back in while sewin him up. You know, the normal.

I hate Christmas

It's not even Christmas Eve night and I can't take my family anymore. I gotta do something epic fast or I might have to go mutilate a cow or something to vent some anger out. I'll let all you guys and gals know what's going on in a day or so. Also...Kite, I might just take your advice and send my bro on a wild goose chase come the day of the concert.

Concerts and Awesomeness

Today I just bought tickets for 3 different concerts. I first got tickets for Paramore and Senses Fail in Feb/March and then got my ticket for A Day to Remember in March. This would normally constitute a party with the bros and more beer pong, but I have just one problem. My mom is making me take my bro, Splendorman, to one of them. She said that he is always asking her, "Mom...how come me and Slender never hang out?" Ahhh fuck, I don't want to take him. He'll get destroyed in a pit at Senses Fail or try and play board games or some shit with people at ADTR.

                              This is basically me and my brother

Can't Talk

I'll post later tonight. Can't talk right now.

Damit bro.

I got a call from my bro, literally, at 2:30 in the morning. I guess he doesn't know what being hung over is like, I guess because he's only drunk on life, but he calls me all excited to ask me the dumbest question. He wants to know if I want to see the sun rise with him. WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT? I just hung up on him as soon as I heard him say, "but slender...please I just wanna watc.." Ughhhh...damit...now mom's gonna yell at me while dad just sits on the couch and watches football. She always yells at me saying things like, "Slender! WHY is there a bloody garbage bag on my new floor tile" or, "can't you stalk someone without bringing mud into this household?"  He's always happy, I just don't get it. This is basically what all of our pictures together look like:

Made by the ever so awesome bra...Agent-Sarah

It's gonna be a long christmas vacation. Fuck....My....Life.