Splendor...Did you learn nothing?

Just kill him already bro. Damit...didnt we teach you anything? Dad always prefered me over you because while we were out hunting, you were at home with mom baking and watching The Price is Right. Ugh...you leave me no choice, but to come back home because you just keep fuckin shit up. Oh and if you really love animals, like that bunny, watch Epicmealtime. You will soon really love animals.

Damit bro.

I got a call from my bro, literally, at 2:30 in the morning. I guess he doesn't know what being hung over is like, I guess because he's only drunk on life, but he calls me all excited to ask me the dumbest question. He wants to know if I want to see the sun rise with him. WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT? I just hung up on him as soon as I heard him say, "but slender...please I just wanna watc.." Ughhhh...damit...now mom's gonna yell at me while dad just sits on the couch and watches football. She always yells at me saying things like, "Slender! WHY is there a bloody garbage bag on my new floor tile" or, "can't you stalk someone without bringing mud into this household?"  He's always happy, I just don't get it. This is basically what all of our pictures together look like:

Made by the ever so awesome bra...Agent-Sarah

It's gonna be a long christmas vacation. Fuck....My....Life.