Monday, January 31, 2011

Web Site

Just started working on it today. I will be working off and on from time to time until it is done.

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Frosty the Broman

Todays a chill day with not much going on, but Alex, Grant, Zach, and me got drunk last night and had a pretty dam good time. Well I woke up this morning and went outside to get the paper and found this:

I couldn't stop laughing because I don't even remember anyone making that Bro-man.

P.S. I was thinking about making a small website to put all my photos and such in along with some other awesome broish stuff. Not sure if I am, but what do you bros think?

Monday, January 24, 2011

Superbowl Time!

Awww mannnnn....I'm so pumped! Grant bought me a ticket to go to the Superbowl with him. It's gonna be so awesome. All that's left to do is prepare for what I am now calling, The Week Of Epic!
Grant holding AWESOMENESS!

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Been a long week...

Oh man... it's been a rough, but fun week. After I went to the concert and left my brother to go on his wild goose chase (thanks kite) me and the boys booked a few rooms in a hotel to stay a few days at so we wouldn't have to deal with our parents or anything. Well a few days into it I met this chick named Jessica, but when all she did was complain and cry, I stopped talking to her. Yesterday I was trying to open my room safe to get out my bottle of captain for later on, and this fuckin guy in a mask ran in and started slapping me. I turned arounded, choked him, and said, "bro...what the fuck man. Just chill." He then ran out of my room and down the hall. Crazy weekend.....

Thursday, January 13, 2011


Concert TONIGHT! Even my bro Splendor is comming. He's gonna have so much fun.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Fuck Twitter.

Lately I've gotten calls/emails from people who want me to make a twitter. Well to hell with that. Why would I make a twitter so the whole world knows who I'm stalking, or how to escape me? Twitter is for celebrities and people who want to feel important, or are really bored. Not for guys who dismember their victims and mentally mess with others. Ah well...there's only 2.5 days left till this weekend and Scrubs is on so it's chill.

Monday, January 10, 2011

Announcement like I said before, shit went down last night. The bros (Alex, Jay, and Grant) and I decided to go out last night and just have a chill night. No booze, no slampieces, no concerts, no lax or hockey, just us bros relaxing. We ended up going to Denny's and decided we'd get something to eat before we went back to Alex's and chilled. Well two hours later we got back to the car and there was a cd on my windshield that had the numbers 10,1, and 25 on it in sharpie. We put it in the car and drove back to Alex's. When we got back to his place...his entire house was trashed, but strangley no windows were broken. Nor was any of his doors forced open. Well we figure out that the numbers stood for the letters J A Y, Jay. We watched the video and still don't know what to think. I'll post it below and you bros might be able to help us out.

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Thursday, January 6, 2011


I guess my brother has decided to make a blog like myself. Ugh, ah well...I'll ask dad what the hell does he do in his freetime besides stalk a stalker. It's chill though, as long as he doesn't try and mess up my bros and I going to concerts and bro'in around. He may be an annoying little brother, but in the end he sometimes makes ya wanna just...just...just rip his heart out, put it in a ziplock, and put it back in while sewin him up. You know, the normal.

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Damit Grant...

What the Fuck. I'm not dead. Ughhh, I'll explain. The bros and I all got drunk again and Grant got the bright idea to call my dad and say I was dead. Police reports were filed, people were questioned, and above all...I got pissed off. Apperently I told him my password when I was drunk. What the fuck. My life is not bro right now, but again...IM NOT DEAD.

What the Fuck Grant

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

It's Grant

I'm sorry to report that my friend, your blogger, Slender M. Man, has passed away in UPMC Hospital in Pittsburgh with the t.o.d. being 4:32am EST. The offical cause of death was Alcohol Poisoning. When brought into the hospital at approximately 3:30am his blood alcohol level was .54% (roughly 28 cans of beers worth of alcohol.) I hope that all of you find it in your hearts to keep Slender, and his family in your thoughts and prayers. Thank You.

Sunday, January 2, 2011

New Years Eve Party

Ughh...all us bro's had a party over Alex's house. I can't remember what all happened, but I do remember we did stay up till 3am. All I know for sure is when I woke up New Years Day around 9, there was a grape fruit that made it through both panes in my window, my toilet was cracked in half, the upstairs railing was ripped off the wall, my bro Kyle was sleeping under my kitchen sink cabinet with no pants on, and I woke up in the bath tube with a bottle of Admiral Nelson. My Life is Fucking Bro right now.