New Years Eve Party

Ughh...all us bro's had a party over Alex's house. I can't remember what all happened, but I do remember we did stay up till 3am. All I know for sure is when I woke up New Years Day around 9, there was a grape fruit that made it through both panes in my window, my toilet was cracked in half, the upstairs railing was ripped off the wall, my bro Kyle was sleeping under my kitchen sink cabinet with no pants on, and I woke up in the bath tube with a bottle of Admiral Nelson. My Life is Fucking Bro right now.