Monday, June 20, 2011

Splendor...Did you learn nothing?

Just kill him already bro. Damit...didnt we teach you anything? Dad always prefered me over you because while we were out hunting, you were at home with mom baking and watching The Price is Right. leave me no choice, but to come back home because you just keep fuckin shit up. Oh and if you really love animals, like that bunny, watch Epicmealtime. You will soon really love animals.

Friday, April 1, 2011

April Fool's Update

He guys it's me. I thought I'd take some time to give you all an update on how I'm doing. It's been a great past few weeks to just get away from it all. I've been getting back to my roots, and just taking care of my, "personal" business. I thought April Fools day would be a great way to let you all know that...that I might be moving home soon. I called Grant from a pay phone yesterday and he was pretty happy with the news. Reguardless, hope to see you all some time soon.
My neck of the woods right now.

Sunday, February 27, 2011

I'm Moving...

I'm back. It's me...Slender again. Recently I've had these, "urges" from my past brought up again. My only choice is to move far away, to a Canadian school, so I do not harm anyone of my bros. I guess this is the end for me. I may move back, but most likely not anytime soon. Goodbye for now, and remember...I'll be watching each and everyone of you.

Friday, February 25, 2011

He's Back!

It's Grant again. Slender finally figured out that he could just teleport out of jail. That sure beats the hell out of my idea with the zebra. Although...he seems, different. Not in a good way either. For most of the day he has just sat in the corner of the room and mumbled about little kids and a need for, "the hunt again." I don't know what's up with him, but I hope he's ok.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Leaving Town.

Piss.....Alex, Jay, and I(Grant) are leaving Tampa. We just saw this on TV:

We tired to mail Slender a gun so he could use it to trade for cigarettes. When he had the cigs, he would give it to the guards as a gift. Then, when they were on a smoke break, he could sneak out of jail. Apparently they found it. We're leaving town and will most likely live out of Jay's RV. I'd tell you where we're going, but it might give our position away to police. I'll keep you updated, and don't worry buddy...we'll get you home soon.

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Strange message on my phone

Today I got this video forwarded to me from the number (000-867-5309.) All it said was, "N0 Gam32" and had this video attached to it.

I'm not 100% on this one, but I think that's Chris's car. He told me that it got towed to the DMV the other day, but I'm starting to question him now. Regardless...we gotta get Slender out of the County Pen.

Thursday, February 17, 2011


Ok...umm...Grant again. I found Slender's phone in my mini bar fridge at the hotel this morning. It has some wierd videos on it along with a few pics. I'm gonna look at them a few more times and figure out what the hell they are then I'll post them up for you guys.

P.S. Alex has $1,500 saved up for possibly bailing him out of jail. I asked him where he got it and all he told me was, "out of this knocked out guys pocket." I don't know, but it's a start.

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Slender's in some Deep S*/T

What's up it's Grant. No I'm not here to tell you Slenderbro is dead again. I'm here to say he's in jail...for attempted kidnapping, assaulting an officer, 3 felonies, attempted robbery, evading arrest, possession of controlled substances, and fleeing the scene of an accident. Alex, Jay, and I are trying to come up with $250,000 but, I don't see that happening anytime soon. We might have to, "you know what." When he's out he'll let you know what happened.

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Sundays "Event"

Yes...I did get to go to the Super Bowl, for 30 minutes.  By the time we were heading into the stadium for the game, all of us were trashed from 2 days of tail gating. Right after kickoff Grant got the bright idea, "hey guys...lets get on tv!" Alex suggested that we take our shirts off and yell, so we did. Grant took it waaaaay to literally. He started taking off every bit of clothing he had. Soon I was laughing and Grant was running naked down the isle toward the field. Security got him right as he hit the wall going down to the teams and threw him and Alex, Jay, and me out right after that. I was more pissed they threw away my half empty case of Natty I brought with me then us getting throw out. Afterwards we just ran around town bar hoppin. It was a pretty chill day. Still on our way to Tampa right now.

Grants the Shirtless guy in the back. This is him being a total bro a few Steeler games ago.

Monday, February 7, 2011

What a Game

Yes the Steelers did lose, but oh man....what an epic first few days. I'll post more about it tomorrow. Now we're off to Tampa Bay! (Everything will be answered soon enough)

Friday, February 4, 2011

The Week of Epic has BEGUN!

I just boarded my flight to Dallas for the SUPERBOWL! I'm a lifelong Steeler fan, but also have liked the Packers since my youth. It's a tough one, but I'm callin it 24-21 Steelers win. So far the line has been drawn...on the plane is Grant, Jay, Alex, Tim, and myself. All of us but Tim and Alex are Steelers fans. Tim's a Green Bay Cheesehead, and for some reason Alex Likes the St. Louis Rams(don't ask why he's just dumb.) Anyway...on my way to Dallas and the Week of Epic!

Monday, January 31, 2011

Web Site

Just started working on it today. I will be working off and on from time to time until it is done.

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Frosty the Broman

Todays a chill day with not much going on, but Alex, Grant, Zach, and me got drunk last night and had a pretty dam good time. Well I woke up this morning and went outside to get the paper and found this:

I couldn't stop laughing because I don't even remember anyone making that Bro-man.

P.S. I was thinking about making a small website to put all my photos and such in along with some other awesome broish stuff. Not sure if I am, but what do you bros think?

Monday, January 24, 2011

Superbowl Time!

Awww mannnnn....I'm so pumped! Grant bought me a ticket to go to the Superbowl with him. It's gonna be so awesome. All that's left to do is prepare for what I am now calling, The Week Of Epic!
Grant holding AWESOMENESS!

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Been a long week...

Oh man... it's been a rough, but fun week. After I went to the concert and left my brother to go on his wild goose chase (thanks kite) me and the boys booked a few rooms in a hotel to stay a few days at so we wouldn't have to deal with our parents or anything. Well a few days into it I met this chick named Jessica, but when all she did was complain and cry, I stopped talking to her. Yesterday I was trying to open my room safe to get out my bottle of captain for later on, and this fuckin guy in a mask ran in and started slapping me. I turned arounded, choked him, and said, "bro...what the fuck man. Just chill." He then ran out of my room and down the hall. Crazy weekend.....

Thursday, January 13, 2011


Concert TONIGHT! Even my bro Splendor is comming. He's gonna have so much fun.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Fuck Twitter.

Lately I've gotten calls/emails from people who want me to make a twitter. Well to hell with that. Why would I make a twitter so the whole world knows who I'm stalking, or how to escape me? Twitter is for celebrities and people who want to feel important, or are really bored. Not for guys who dismember their victims and mentally mess with others. Ah well...there's only 2.5 days left till this weekend and Scrubs is on so it's chill.

Monday, January 10, 2011

Announcement like I said before, shit went down last night. The bros (Alex, Jay, and Grant) and I decided to go out last night and just have a chill night. No booze, no slampieces, no concerts, no lax or hockey, just us bros relaxing. We ended up going to Denny's and decided we'd get something to eat before we went back to Alex's and chilled. Well two hours later we got back to the car and there was a cd on my windshield that had the numbers 10,1, and 25 on it in sharpie. We put it in the car and drove back to Alex's. When we got back to his place...his entire house was trashed, but strangley no windows were broken. Nor was any of his doors forced open. Well we figure out that the numbers stood for the letters J A Y, Jay. We watched the video and still don't know what to think. I'll post it below and you bros might be able to help us out.

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Thursday, January 6, 2011


I guess my brother has decided to make a blog like myself. Ugh, ah well...I'll ask dad what the hell does he do in his freetime besides stalk a stalker. It's chill though, as long as he doesn't try and mess up my bros and I going to concerts and bro'in around. He may be an annoying little brother, but in the end he sometimes makes ya wanna just...just...just rip his heart out, put it in a ziplock, and put it back in while sewin him up. You know, the normal.

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Damit Grant...

What the Fuck. I'm not dead. Ughhh, I'll explain. The bros and I all got drunk again and Grant got the bright idea to call my dad and say I was dead. Police reports were filed, people were questioned, and above all...I got pissed off. Apperently I told him my password when I was drunk. What the fuck. My life is not bro right now, but again...IM NOT DEAD.

What the Fuck Grant

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

It's Grant

I'm sorry to report that my friend, your blogger, Slender M. Man, has passed away in UPMC Hospital in Pittsburgh with the t.o.d. being 4:32am EST. The offical cause of death was Alcohol Poisoning. When brought into the hospital at approximately 3:30am his blood alcohol level was .54% (roughly 28 cans of beers worth of alcohol.) I hope that all of you find it in your hearts to keep Slender, and his family in your thoughts and prayers. Thank You.

Sunday, January 2, 2011

New Years Eve Party

Ughh...all us bro's had a party over Alex's house. I can't remember what all happened, but I do remember we did stay up till 3am. All I know for sure is when I woke up New Years Day around 9, there was a grape fruit that made it through both panes in my window, my toilet was cracked in half, the upstairs railing was ripped off the wall, my bro Kyle was sleeping under my kitchen sink cabinet with no pants on, and I woke up in the bath tube with a bottle of Admiral Nelson. My Life is Fucking Bro right now.