Sunday, February 27, 2011

I'm Moving...

I'm back. It's me...Slender again. Recently I've had these, "urges" from my past brought up again. My only choice is to move far away, to a Canadian school, so I do not harm anyone of my bros. I guess this is the end for me. I may move back, but most likely not anytime soon. Goodbye for now, and remember...I'll be watching each and everyone of you.

Friday, February 25, 2011

He's Back!

It's Grant again. Slender finally figured out that he could just teleport out of jail. That sure beats the hell out of my idea with the zebra. Although...he seems, different. Not in a good way either. For most of the day he has just sat in the corner of the room and mumbled about little kids and a need for, "the hunt again." I don't know what's up with him, but I hope he's ok.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Leaving Town.

Piss.....Alex, Jay, and I(Grant) are leaving Tampa. We just saw this on TV:

We tired to mail Slender a gun so he could use it to trade for cigarettes. When he had the cigs, he would give it to the guards as a gift. Then, when they were on a smoke break, he could sneak out of jail. Apparently they found it. We're leaving town and will most likely live out of Jay's RV. I'd tell you where we're going, but it might give our position away to police. I'll keep you updated, and don't worry buddy...we'll get you home soon.

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Strange message on my phone

Today I got this video forwarded to me from the number (000-867-5309.) All it said was, "N0 Gam32" and had this video attached to it.

I'm not 100% on this one, but I think that's Chris's car. He told me that it got towed to the DMV the other day, but I'm starting to question him now. Regardless...we gotta get Slender out of the County Pen.

Thursday, February 17, 2011


Ok...umm...Grant again. I found Slender's phone in my mini bar fridge at the hotel this morning. It has some wierd videos on it along with a few pics. I'm gonna look at them a few more times and figure out what the hell they are then I'll post them up for you guys.

P.S. Alex has $1,500 saved up for possibly bailing him out of jail. I asked him where he got it and all he told me was, "out of this knocked out guys pocket." I don't know, but it's a start.

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Slender's in some Deep S*/T

What's up it's Grant. No I'm not here to tell you Slenderbro is dead again. I'm here to say he's in jail...for attempted kidnapping, assaulting an officer, 3 felonies, attempted robbery, evading arrest, possession of controlled substances, and fleeing the scene of an accident. Alex, Jay, and I are trying to come up with $250,000 but, I don't see that happening anytime soon. We might have to, "you know what." When he's out he'll let you know what happened.

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Sundays "Event"

Yes...I did get to go to the Super Bowl, for 30 minutes.  By the time we were heading into the stadium for the game, all of us were trashed from 2 days of tail gating. Right after kickoff Grant got the bright idea, "hey guys...lets get on tv!" Alex suggested that we take our shirts off and yell, so we did. Grant took it waaaaay to literally. He started taking off every bit of clothing he had. Soon I was laughing and Grant was running naked down the isle toward the field. Security got him right as he hit the wall going down to the teams and threw him and Alex, Jay, and me out right after that. I was more pissed they threw away my half empty case of Natty I brought with me then us getting throw out. Afterwards we just ran around town bar hoppin. It was a pretty chill day. Still on our way to Tampa right now.

Grants the Shirtless guy in the back. This is him being a total bro a few Steeler games ago.

Monday, February 7, 2011

What a Game

Yes the Steelers did lose, but oh man....what an epic first few days. I'll post more about it tomorrow. Now we're off to Tampa Bay! (Everything will be answered soon enough)

Friday, February 4, 2011

The Week of Epic has BEGUN!

I just boarded my flight to Dallas for the SUPERBOWL! I'm a lifelong Steeler fan, but also have liked the Packers since my youth. It's a tough one, but I'm callin it 24-21 Steelers win. So far the line has been drawn...on the plane is Grant, Jay, Alex, Tim, and myself. All of us but Tim and Alex are Steelers fans. Tim's a Green Bay Cheesehead, and for some reason Alex Likes the St. Louis Rams(don't ask why he's just dumb.) Anyway...on my way to Dallas and the Week of Epic!