I hate Christmas

It's not even Christmas Eve night and I can't take my family anymore. I gotta do something epic fast or I might have to go mutilate a cow or something to vent some anger out. I'll let all you guys and gals know what's going on in a day or so. Also...Kite, I might just take your advice and send my bro on a wild goose chase come the day of the concert.

Damit bro.

I got a call from my bro, literally, at 2:30 in the morning. I guess he doesn't know what being hung over is like, I guess because he's only drunk on life, but he calls me all excited to ask me the dumbest question. He wants to know if I want to see the sun rise with him. WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT? I just hung up on him as soon as I heard him say, "but slender...please I just wanna watc.." Ughhhh...damit...now mom's gonna yell at me while dad just sits on the couch and watches football. She always yells at me saying things like, "Slender! WHY is there a bloody garbage bag on my new floor tile" or, "can't you stalk someone without bringing mud into this household?"  He's always happy, I just don't get it. This is basically what all of our pictures together look like:

Made by the ever so awesome bra...Agent-Sarah

It's gonna be a long christmas vacation. Fuck....My....Life.

Christmas Cards?

Ok...so I was trying to post that card for you guys last night, but everytime I tried to post it this guy kept taking it down. I pm'ed him and basically said, "Bro...what the hell's your problem? I'm trying to let people be able to see my familys' christmas pic and you keep being an ass by deleting it." Well he sent me a pm back within the hour and replied," 000SEES000ME00," with his user name being ArK. I was confused and just said fuck it. I signed off so I could go watch kids play at the park for awhile, there as a nice young boy playing on the slide by the way, and soon I returned to post it once again. When I logged in this video was in my inbox.

What the fuck is this? This guy is like some psychopathic stalker or something. I wanna say that's me infront of my dads' house last weekend when we put up the christmas lights. I don't know. Maybe getting hammered again with the bros tonight will help me forget about this.

Christmas Portraits

I HATE FAMILY PORTRAITS! For some reason my mother wants to go get our family christmas card portrait done on the 1st Fucking Day Of DECEMBER! Ok...let me calm down a bit and I'll tell you what happened. Ugh...ok...I was talking a shower in my bathroom, park forest aid stop near my tree, when my mom called and said we needed to go to the mall to get our christmas card photo done right away. After 5 minutes or so of yelling, along with some vulgar words being exchanged, I put on my suit and got my red killing...I mean christmas tie, and spidermanned my way over to the mall. When I got there my mom and dad were in the PF Changs in the food court, while my brother Splenderman was watching little kids through a window while they played in the ball pit at Chuck E' Cheeses. From there we went to some no name photo shop to get our card done. As soon as we walked in the chick at the counter freaked out and was about to run away. In doing so she sealed her fate. My dad knocked her out and then just set her down on the floor. Seeing this, the other chick there was in shock and said she'd do our picture free of charge. Three long hours later we had our picture. It would have been shorter, but everytime she took the picture...it would come out blurred and foggy. Well that and my fuckin retared brother sneezed twice. Now my mother has her precious card and once again, I hate christmas. Although it is fun standing in the woods Christmas night and messing with little kids heads who think that they've been naughty this year.

P.S. I'll post the christmas card soon. I would do it now, but I have some "business" to take care of.