In the Woods.

Ok...for the past 6 HOURS I've been chasing my one bro, Jay, in the woods cause he forgot his wallet at my place last night. Well, he didn't really forget it. We kinda all got plastered and when he passed out the bros and I put the number of this really ugly chick in his wallet with a picture of this really hot chick, just to mess with him. I finaly caught up to him in this drainage pipe in the middle of the woods a few minutes ago and tried to give him his wallet. He just looked at me and freaked out. Ah well...I'll give it to him later.

Chris this morning waking up.

Damit bro.

I got a call from my bro, literally, at 2:30 in the morning. I guess he doesn't know what being hung over is like, I guess because he's only drunk on life, but he calls me all excited to ask me the dumbest question. He wants to know if I want to see the sun rise with him. WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT? I just hung up on him as soon as I heard him say, "but slender...please I just wanna watc.." Ughhhh...damit...now mom's gonna yell at me while dad just sits on the couch and watches football. She always yells at me saying things like, "Slender! WHY is there a bloody garbage bag on my new floor tile" or, "can't you stalk someone without bringing mud into this household?"  He's always happy, I just don't get it. This is basically what all of our pictures together look like:

Made by the ever so awesome bra...Agent-Sarah

It's gonna be a long christmas vacation. Fuck....My....Life.

Here's the Story...

Thought I'd clear the air up on what went down a week or so ago that lead to me acquiring all these dam horses. It all started when I went over Alex's house around  9:30pm or so. I kept knocking on the door yelling, "BRO!....You wanna go get trashed with us tonight?" He didn't answer, so I peaked in through the window and saw him sitting in the dark by the stairs filming the front door I was at. I looked in through the window in the door and he freaked out. I figured he was just tired and really confused, as usual as of late, so I got back in the car and we when off to go have a bro'ish time. The next thing I remember is driving around a field in the dark blasting music ranging from Flogging Molly up to Miss May I's cover of Run This Town. After running through the woods laughing at the thought of finding campers to scare, we got back in the car and went back to Alex's to see one last time if he wanted to go with us one last time. I then remember walking in his bedroom only to find him sleeping with a video camera. I went downstairs, hopped in the car, and drove off...again. With Rise Against blasting, we ended up at my my bros' business, where he sells candy and chips or some dumb shit, and dropped him off cause he said he wanted to sleep. Hence this is where we left him with that Clidesdale, even though I don't know how we got it in the car, let alone where we got it from. Next thing I know I'm cussing at the wind because someone got Yeager on my tie in the middle of a fucking airport. After that all I can remember is somehow getting back to my tree house and blacking out. What a night...hope it happens again sometime soon.

This guy named Alex

See...my bro's and I got wasted last weekend. Alex and I went back to his house and we ended up blacking out around the same time. Well...you see, after I left the next morning and forgot my favorite red tie. I couldn't just leave it there so, later that night I decided to go over and get it. After about 3 minutes of him not answering his phone I just went up to his door and started knocking. He didn't answer, but he did look out his window to see who it was. When Alex looked at me, he just closed his curtains real fast and ran away. What the Fuck. Ahh well I'll get it some other time.